originally posted: Apr 5, 2023

A woman is using her phone as she tables a booth. She is selling buttons and posters. An arrow pointed at her explains that she is selling pinups of the ninja at a convention. A figure walks up. She greets them: Hi- Her eyes widen in shock. It’s jay. Several thoughts run through her mind as arrows pointed at his face: IT’S HIM. THAT’S THE REAL BLUE NINJA. WHY IS HE COSPLAYING KIRITO.The woman smiles nervously. She begins to say: Please don’t kill me— Jay interrupts her, his speech bubble overlapping in front of hers: Can I get one each of all your lightning ninja stuff? The woman: !?

he thinks it’s the funniest thing ever. he’s going to carry his body pillow all over the house

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